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Marines gather demanding billeting at Disciplinary Barracks FORT LEAVENWORTH, KS — In an unexpected turn of events, former Marine Sgt. Guddy Hartman, recently sentenced to a ten-year term at the United States Disciplinary Barracks in Fort Leavenworth, expressed his gratitude for the transfer, citing the “luxuriously spacious and mold-free” living conditions as a significant upgrade […]
Trust us, this would be really funny if it were moving US MILITARY ACADEMY, WEST POINT, N.Y. – The United States Military Academy (USMA) at West Point is enjoying a surge in popularity after replacing its entire mission statement with a hilarious TikTok video of its mascot mule dancing. West Point has recently suffered criticism […]
FORT HOOD CAVAZOS, Texas — Fort Cavazos, formerly Fort Hood, plans to keep doing the absolute bare minimum by renaming a post gate after yet another murdered female soldier. The gate will be named in honor of Pvt. Ana Basaldua Ruiz, who was found murdered at Fort Hood Cavazos, earlier this month. Duffel Blog is […]
By Robin Berger; HQ SPACE FORCE, Moon — Space Force Reserve Guardians and National Guardian Guardsmen are preparing for another “Netflix and Drill” weekend after the release Friday of Space Force Guardian in Chief Gen. B. Chance Saltzman’s annual guidance for professional movie binge-watching. Subscribe now A Guardian spokesman shared the list by unnecessarily airdropping […]
Photo by Mariia Shalabaieva on Unsplash By The Ghost of Jimmy Carter The Space Force—which some have called “the Coast Guard of the U.S. military”—has declared insolvency following the crash of Silicon Valley Bank (SVB). Initial reports estimate SVB held cryptocurrency for the service equivalent to some 80 percent of the Space Force’s roughly $1.2 […]
In an organization-wide effort to cut costs and modernize its aging officer corps, the Department of Defense has announced plans to migrate all field grade officers to the cloud. Subscribe now “We have thousands of legacy O-4s, O-5s, and O-6s sitting idle in on premises infrastructure, sucking up funds and air,” Secretary of Defense Lloyd […]
@SanDiegoWebCam photo US NAVAL SUPPORT ACTIVITY, SOUDA BAY — The nuclear submarine USS West Dakota (SSN-013) docked for repairs today after an apparent and totally like, accidental, underwater collision with the recently downed US MQ-9 Reaper drone. Sixth Fleet representative Cdr. Helene Marcopolis said that the Titanic-class nuclear submarine was on a routine whale watching […]
MYRTLE BEACH, South Carolina — While attempting to escape the communist regime of China for the sanctuary of the United States, aerial balloonist Dong Chao Feiyu met a grizzly end over the waters of the U.S. East Coast last month. Following the orders of President Joe Biden, the Air Force blew both the balloon and […]
By Robin Berger JOINT BASE PEARL HARBOR-HICKAM, Hawaii — Senior naval officers gathered for a St. Patrick’s Day celebration at the Red Hill Underground Fuel Storage Facility, where they spilled green-tinted diesel over a key aquifer that supplies the island of Oahu with fresh water. Chief of Naval Operations Admiral Michael Gilday, Pacific Fleet Commander […]
By Whiskey Fueled Tirade Duluth, Minn. — Since leaving the Army last month, local veteran Justin Smart has been struggling with where on his body to have his recently earned professional certifications tattooed, sources confirm. “I already have my basic training platoon motto tattooed on my calf,” Smart told reporters. “And I’ve got a pretty […]