Navy rams ___ into ___ in show of force to near peers
THE OPEN OCEAN – The United States Navy has once again rammed ___ into a ___, fulfilling its quarterly task of aggressively posturing its capabilities against anyone who would defy them.
This is just another in a set of brilliant crashes. Let us not forget the time a ___ crashed ___ into another ___. Or the time the ___ jet careened itself into the ___. Or even when ___ went aground in ___. And the time ___ sank when it was not involved in combat operations. Or the ___ when the ___ hit the ___ in the ___ and then ___.
The public was led to believe for years that the Navy’s actions were examples of rampant incompetence. Now we know that was not at all the case. Rammings and such are just a show of force, which explains why Navy officers historically do not have to account for their seeming incompetence or corruption or asinine applications of officership throughout the Navy, such as an insistence on rank segregation and junior officers often refusing to speak to the lower enlisted “peasant ranks”.
However, it turns out that the Navy is brilliant and it was all according to plan. Both ___ and ___ hesitate to go toe to toe with the United States Navy and its incredibly random applications of sea power. Why target a vessel with multi-million dollar munitions when the Navy is just as apt to sink itself in a bold act of deception? Now that the Navy has leaked its bold strategy, America and the world know that the ___ of the ___ was actually an ___ to ___ the ___ within the ___.
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