Army career manager ‘emotionally exhausted’ from screwing so many people

FORT KNOX, Ky. — Your career manager is “emotionally” exhausted from screwing so many people today, sources report.  Capt. Melanie Benford, who manages the careers of aviation captains, reportedly screwed over at least 20 different pilots before even eating lunch time on Monday morning.  She started with a threesome: Capt. Andrew Adams and his field-artillery…