Furloughed CIF worker really misses treating soldiers like absolute garbage

KLEBER KASERNE, Kaiserslautern, Germany—Furloughed GS employee Molvin Pootnose has been dealing with the worldwide COVID-19 isolation restrictions better than most. He’s taken up origami, embarked on a documentary-viewing endeavor to broaden his historical knowledge, and has been practicing meditation daily. But if there’s one thing that he’s really missing, one thing that would make him…