Hound Dog Blog UNSATegorized Marine dies after 8 days without haircut

Marine dies after 8 days without haircut

Marine dies after 8 days without haircut

THE PENTAGON – An unnamed Marine died yesterday after a prolonged battle with unchecked hair growth, Pentagon officials announced today. The deceased had also been identified as being positively infected with COVID-19, the hypervirulent pathogen responsible for over 136,000 deaths worldwide and a global economic meltdown. “We tell our Marines to have a fresh haircut…

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