Breastfeeding infant court-martialed for putting his SIPR on the NIPR

QUANTICO, Va. — After severely mishandling of extremely sensitive physical matter, 9-month-old Tyler Stevenson will be tried before a court martial convened by the Marine Corps’ top brass. Stevenson, also known to his innermost circle by aliases “honey bunny” and “snookykins,” is accused of placing his SIPR directly onto the NIPR, causing a major leakage, […]