Military Conspiracy Theorist Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter

SOMEWHERE IN CYBERSPACE—Infamous military conspiracy theorist and U.S. Marine Corps veteran John Lazarus has a problem: He can’t believe it’s not butter. Moreover, Lazarus has a new theory that he’s been sharing across Reddit and the rest of the internet: It is butter. Lazarus recently told his dozen of followers, “I knew this one went […]