Fossils of prehistoric staff officer found frozen in Afghan Conex box

BAGRAM, Afghanistan — Deployed soldiers found the preserved remains of a prehistoric staff officer frozen in a remote Conex box on Bagram Airfield, noting that the discovery may revolutionize the budding scientific field of “Slideology,” sources confirmed today. Soldiers stumbled upon the fossil, which they believe belongs to the species uselessum majoris, while exploring a section […]