Major military teleconference disrupted by unmuted phone

MACDILL AIR FORCE BASE, Fla. — Some jerk who didn’t mute his phone completely disrupted a major Central Command teleconference designed to finally win the war on terror, sources confirmed today. The mouth breather failed to press a simple brightly-colored mute button despite the conference organizer’s pleas for “anyone who’s not talking, mute your mic,” […]