The ten most mind-blowing lines from Lieutenant Smith’s latest operations order

If you didn’t see it yourself, today’s five paragraph mission plan delivered by 2nd Lt. Smith was an absolute doozy. Here are ten of the most outrageous comments, annotated by SAW gunner PFC Ryan Joseph. 1. “Hey men, how’s everyone doing?” It has been well documented that Smith gives 0.0 fucks about anyone in this […]