Contractor Who Never Served Showing All The Trappings Of A True Vet Bro

BAGRAM, Afghanistan – A military contractor has nearly returned from his sixth year in Afghanistan, but despite his worn American flag patch hat, near constant operational name drops, and almost-muscular physique, he has never actually served in the military, sources confirm today. Mark Snufflepuff has never let that stop him, though, pushing the boundaries of what […]