Retiring E-9 shocked to discover private sector has no seats at table for abrasive, stupid people who stay around for long enough

CAMP COURTNEY, Okinawa — Retiring Headquarters Battalion Sgt. Maj. Joe Perkins expressed outrage and disgust on the hallowed literary digest LinkedIn over the lack of high-pay, high-power jobs available for veterans with no discernible skills aside from interrupting loudly and expressing themselves incoherently, sources confirmed today. Perkins elaborated to reporters on the lack for opportunity for “real […]