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Welcome to eternity. Submit comments in Issue/Discussion/Recommendation format. WRIGHT-PATTERSON AIR FORCE BASE, OH. – As excitement builds across the United States for the upcoming total eclipse, joint US military units at Wright-Patterson Air Force Base have been busily setting up ominous “gate-shaped” structures covered in what appear to be ancient Egyptian hieroglyphics. The structures, surrounded […]
Obviously a false flag operation designed to make Russia look bad. MOSCOW— Newly re-elected Russian president, Vladimir Putin has offered his sympathy and support to the city of Baltimore following what he called a “brazen attack by the Nazi Ukraine government” on the Francis Scott Key Bridge. The recent bridge collapsed after a cargo ship […]
WASHINGTON, DC — Hot on the heels of their previous controversial decision striking down the progressive Army tattoo policy, the Supreme Court has shaken the Department of Defense to its very core by declaring that enlisted members are ‘people’. Writing for the majority, Chief Justice Roberts said, “While it leaves a bad taste in my […]
Cereal: It’s what’s for dinner. In a groundbreaking response to the ongoing criticism surrounding its handling of soldier nutrition and financial allowances for food, the U.S. Army has proudly announced the launch of its innovative “Cereal for Dinner” DFAC Program. The initiative will “provide a cost-effective and crunchy solution to the dietary dilemmas faced by […]
It’s like this one, but not this one. ARLINGTON NATIONAL CEMETERY, Va. — Secretaries of the military branches presided over a ceremony this morning to dedicate a statue of interracial gay troops kissing where a confederate statue once stood, sources confirm. A large crowd wearing rainbow attire cheered as Secretary of Defense Lloyd Austin, Army […]
I develop junior officers and mold my Sailors. SAN DIEGO, Ca. — A Navy Chief Petty Officer faces punishment for uncommon and uncharacteristic behavior. Shocking subordinates, peers, and seniors alike, Chief Eduard Valencia-Marasigan was reported for excessive transparency, dignified comportment, and an unusually high standard of mentorship as it concerns naval officers, his peers, and […]
Innovative, paradigm-breaking thinking. THE PENTAGON – As the US military continues to struggle with lagging recruiting efforts, the Army has announced ambitious plans to fill their ranks using a program that “am lower standards more” to attract “more recruit[s].” According to a press release from the Pentagon, the “Join Army, Bro!” campaign is aimed at those […]
Marines gather demanding billeting at Disciplinary Barracks FORT LEAVENWORTH, KS — In an unexpected turn of events, former Marine Sgt. Guddy Hartman, recently sentenced to a ten-year term at the United States Disciplinary Barracks in Fort Leavenworth, expressed his gratitude for the transfer, citing the “luxuriously spacious and mold-free” living conditions as a significant upgrade […]
Trust us, this would be really funny if it were moving US MILITARY ACADEMY, WEST POINT, N.Y. – The United States Military Academy (USMA) at West Point is enjoying a surge in popularity after replacing its entire mission statement with a hilarious TikTok video of its mascot mule dancing. West Point has recently suffered criticism […]
FORT HOOD CAVAZOS, Texas — Fort Cavazos, formerly Fort Hood, plans to keep doing the absolute bare minimum by renaming a post gate after yet another murdered female soldier. The gate will be named in honor of Pvt. Ana Basaldua Ruiz, who was found murdered at Fort Hood Cavazos, earlier this month. Duffel Blog is […]