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WASHINGTON, D.C. — James Mattis may have resigned from his position as the nation’s secretary of Defense on Thursday, but he won’t be out of work long. Following his abrupt departure as President Donald Trump’s most experienced and knowledgeable foreign policy adviser, the former Marine Corps general announced today that he will be taking a role […]
Duffel Blog is proud to present “The Twelve Days of Leave” in keeping with wonderful Christmas military traditions. On the first day of leave, my dependa gave to me, A preheated MRE. On the second day of leave, my dependa gave to me, Two safety briefs, and a preheated MRE. On the third day of leave, […]
THE PENTAGON — After news broke that he would be resigning from his post in February 2019, Defense Secretary Jim Mattis told reporters he was looking forward to spending a “peaceful retirement” firing a GAU-17 Minigun out the door of a UH-1 Huey helicopter. “Yup, I can’t wait to kick back with a relaxing 3 […]
KABUL — The U.S. military has quietly built a helipad on the roof of its embassy in Afghanistan, sources confirmed today. The pad was recently completed with no announcement made by either the State Department or the Islamic Emirate of Afghanistan, which is scheduled to be the future tenant of the embassy in Nov. 2019 […]
MACDILL AIR FORCE BASE, Fla. — Some jerk who didn’t mute his phone completely disrupted a major Central Command teleconference designed to finally win the war on terror, sources confirmed today. The mouth breather failed to press a simple brightly-colored mute button despite the conference organizer’s pleas for “anyone who’s not talking, mute your mic,” […]
KABUL, Afghanistan — Afghan President Ashraf Ghani issued a public call today for the U.S. to take action on the feral drones marauding the skies of eastern Afghanistan. “When they escape these drones roost in our mountains and attack our vehicles and machinery,” Ghani said. “If the U.S. is serious about rebuilding the country for […]
WASHINGTON — Retired Marine Gen. John F. Kelly was relieved to relieve White House Chief of Staff John Kelly of duty, sources confirmed today. Kelly will depart by the end of the year. Kelly, who in the past honorably served as a Marine and was also the Department of Homeland Security Secretary for a couple […]
MACDILL AFB — One nonprofit has gone above and beyond to help dying military retirees make one last trip to their favorite place before they die — the base commissary. Serving Love for Our Warriors, or SLOW, has raised over $12,000 in coupons and gathered over 300 volunteers to help retirees get back to the […]
CARMEL, Ind. – Third grade teacher Kasie Spyker woke up after a long-awaited kidney transplant dying for a cold Monster and fresh can of Skoal after receiving an organ from an infantryman, sources at Methodist Hospital confirmed today. Spyker, who had been suffering from lupus and on a strict diet of fresh foods her entire […]
NOGALES, Ariz. — U.S. service members deployed to the U.S.-Mexico border are winning Hearts at an unprecedented level, embedded journalists within the task force have learned. The troops, who have been on the mission since October, have now won hundreds of Hearts — and Spades — one round at a time. “We’re trying to take […]