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THE PENTAGON — The Chief of Naval Operations has developed an unusual way to divest the Navy of aging vessels or ships no longer of value. The service has instituted a new firefighting chain of command for the Littoral Combat Ships, which have been classified as Proactive Offloaded Stock (POS) after reports from the fire […]
By Cat Astronaut MYRTLE BEACH, S.C. — In a failed mission to stop a Chinese balloon from infiltrating American airspace, sources say at least seven U.S. F-35 fighter aircraft were shot down by the object in a harrowing 3-hour dogfight this weekend. Duffel Blog is a reader-supported publication. To receive new posts and support our […]
SAN DIEGO — Petty Officer 2nd class Cristina Lopez-Padilla is innovating her approach to recruiting with one shocking item: a dozen fresh eggs. Recruiters have been known in the past to entice, or outright lie, to prospective recruits with the promise of $10,000, a brand-new Dodge Charger, or skills that can actually translate to work […]
JACKSONVILLE, N.C. — After years in and out of court during a difficult divorce settlement, the State of North Carolina has taken everything from a guy with the words “molon labe” tattooed across his back. “They came and they took it all,” said former Marine Corps Staff Sgt. Jeff Fowler as tears streamed down his […]
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By Bad Lawyer WASHINGTON — The U.S. Space Force introduced its first camouflage uniforms on Friday, which were revealed to be a package of adhesive glow-in-the-dark stars from Amazon. According to officials, Space Force Guardians should attach the peel-and-stick stars no more than 6 inches apart over their currently issued blues during combat operations or […]
WASHINGTON — The U.S. Department of Veterans Affairs has announced plans to eliminate charges associated with its Veterans Crisis Line and says it will make the service toll-free by 2030. As it currently stands, callers to the hotline must pay 22 cents per minute on top of a nonrefundable $40 deposit. According to the VA […]
By As For Class WASHINGTON — The U.S. Army said today it would replace traditional combatives training with a new hand-to-hand combat program designed by Waffle House employees. According to sources, top brass at the Pentagon have been impressed by the quick thinking and formidable fighting skills displayed by Waffle House staff during late-night brawls […]
German Leopard tanks used by the Polish army and the AHS Krab, a 155 mm NATO-compatible self-propelled tracked gun-howitzer, are seen at a training ground in Nowa Deba on Sept. 21, 2022. Officials are considering sending these to Ukraine along with massive signs declaring to all parties in the war that they are not tanks […]
By As For Class FORT WORTH, Texas — The F-35 has a problem many men can understand: ejectile dysfunction. The $400 billion stealth fighter jet—designed to dominate the skies, protect our country from harm, and blow a lifetime’s worth of tax dollars—has recently been diagnosed with an unfortunate case of ED. Recent events have served […]