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Captain Jack Sparrow named new Coast Guard commandant


The boating public reacted with alarm at the nomination.

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Veteran keeps self esteem up by comparing himself to partially down-and-out veteran friend


WALLACE, Idaho — It’s been a cold and long winter for former Army Sgt. Roy Gomez. Separated from the military for nearly five years now, his transition into civilian life has taken a little longer than he expected. “I figured with a DD-214 and an associates degree, I’d have no issues finding a job,” says […]

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Air Force drops pumpkin spice JDAM on Taliban position


Fall is here!

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US says it will stay in Syria until it spends $1 trillion defeating ISIS


Mattis downplayed the idea of “mission creep” in Syria to reporters.

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Jody Moth makes sure soldier’s lamp is okay


Don’t trust him.

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Pentagon celebrates first successful F-35 crash in South Carolina


The downing of an F-35 out of Beaufort is yet another historic feat for the $115 million aircraft, officials said.

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Pentagon bans female service-members from jogging amid safety concerns


Some other initiatives are being considered to help women exercise less provocatively in safer environments.

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Army hopeful new combat fitness test will turn the tide of war in Afghanistan


PENTAGON — After 40 years of the same physical fitness test, the Army has announced a new combat focused test that will reverse its recent spate of war loses dating back to Vietnam, sources confirmed today. “The new test is combat-focused,” said Esper. “It’s a game changer. Clearly our inability to properly test our soldiers’ […]

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Opinion: Are we dead or just in Kuwait?


An existential op-ed written by your squad leader in Camp Buehring, Kuwait.

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Navy plans to reduce suicide by monitoring sailors at all times


NORFOLK, Va. — The U.S. Navy plans to reduce suicide in its ranks by monitoring sailors at all times, sources confirmed today. “Not a moment will pass in a sailor’s life where they will not be under observation,” Vice Adm. Robert Burke, deputy chief of naval operations, told reporters. “Sailors will feel secure knowing there […]

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