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WASHINGTON — After doing away with many of the disastrous woke military policies of President “Sleepy” Joe Biden, Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth is bringing long-overdue accountability back to the Department of Defense. Case in point: Hegseth just fired the Inspector General who found he'd shared highly classified information in a Signal chat and put American […]
NORFOLK, Va. — A former third-class petty officer whose primary qualification was being aggressively unhelpful capped off a 31-year Navy career by somehow failing upward into the rank of captain in the supply corps. Universally described as a full-spectrum douche by everyone who served with him, Darrell Mathews consistently avoided accountability for infractions that would’ve […]
THE PENTAGON — Following newly established legal precedent, the Pentagon announced today it is recalling Secretary of Defense (and also War) Pete Hegseth to active duty to face charges of violating nearly the entire Uniform Code of Military Justice. “Secretary Hegseth has made accountability his watchword,” said General Counsel Earl Matthews. “And as he frequently […]