Hangin' on Posco Pier!
THE PENTAGON — American service members are used to shared suffering and the latest government shutdown has been no exception. Whether in the continental United States or on foreign shoes, from generals to privates, the month of October has been defined by financial uncertainty and reduced spending on all but the barest necessities. One guy, […]
WASHINGTON — The Pentagon says that soldiers are raving about the military’s ongoing conversion of toxic burn pits into flavored vape pits, sources confirmed today. “I’m proud to say we’ve replaced unhealthy fumes with tropical aromas,” boasted Dr. Steve Ferrara, acting assistant secretary of defense for health affairs, exhaling a custard-flavored cloud. “Our brave soldiers […]