Hangin' on Posco Pier!
MARINE CORPS BASE QUANTICO, Va. – Despite negative press coverage and a failed attempt at intimidating America’s enemies, Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth reportedly boosted morale among the more than 800 generals and admirals he summoned to Quantico by setting a world record for the largest military Dungeons & Dragons campaign ever played, sources confirmed today. […]
ANNAPOLIS, Md. — Following the announcement that the U.S. Naval Academy would begin accepting applications from students using the Classic Learning Test, officials confirmed today that See Spot Run has been added to the school's official reading list. “When I heard we were accepting an alternate SAT run by the CEO of PragerU I thought […]
MARINE CORPS BASE QUANTICO, Va. — What was mysteriously billed as the most consequential gathering of U.S. military brass in decades has been extended to make room for Secretary of Defense (and also War) Pete Hegseth’s visionary morale event: compelling 800 flag officers into a synchronized K-Pop Demon Hunter sing-along. “This was the day-one activity,” […]