Hangin' on Posco Pier!
FORT HOOD CAVAZOS HOOD, TX — After the U.S. Army officially renaming the infamous Fort Hood to Fort Cavazos and then back to Fort Hood in an effort to, quote, “move forward,” Army leaders are assuring the public that absolutely nothing else will change — including the post’s long-standing reputation for systemic dysfunction, unchecked violence, […]
ARLINGTON, Va — U.S. Marine Commandant Gen. Eric Smith has come to the horrifying realization that it’s just going to keep being like this for a few years, sources confirmed today. Share “I was checking if my phone was tapped when I realized this isn’t the growing pains of a new administration,” Smith said to […]
ANNAPOLIS, Md. — The U.S. Naval Academy’s prestigious summer seminar, once known for instilling leadership, discipline, and an inexplicable obsession with boats, has unveiled its latest addition to the curriculum: Personnel Optimization Strategy (POS), a program designed to help high school students “recognize prejudice by reenacting it in excruciating detail.” Share The course, launched in […]