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FORT JACKSON, S.C. – In an unparalleled tale of military metamorphosis, Pvt. Jennifer “Pumpkin Spice” Johnson, self-proclaimed ‘basic bitch,’ has successfully navigated the rigors of Army basic training while discovering that she could be all she could be along the way. Johnson, who arrived at Fort Jackson with a suitcase full of UGG boots and […]
WASHINGTON — The U.S. Air Force awarded Elon Musk the Bronze Star this week for “exceptional service in theoretical cost-cutting and performative patriotism,” despite the tech mogul accomplishing nothing of measurable value during his six-month tenure as Director of Government Efficiency (DOGE). Share The award, typically reserved for acts of heroism or meritorious achievement in […]
KABUL — The Taliban has opened an official probe into allegations that women are being treated fairly within one of its Tax Collection units. The investigation was initiated with a plea to the International Criminal Court to examine “crimes against our humanity.” Share According to a report filed by the Department of Taliban Internal Affairs […]
TYSONS CORNER, Va. — Perched on the highest floor of a 31-story building and eating a sumptuous lunch provided by in-house chefs at AeroTechDyne Headquarters, retired Army Gen. Anthony Wayne told assembled generals from each of the services today that America is woefully under-resourced in a defense technology capability that is only sold by AeroTechDyne. […]