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Cereal: It’s what’s for dinner. In a groundbreaking response to the ongoing criticism surrounding its handling of soldier nutrition and financial allowances for food, the U.S. Army has proudly announced the launch of its innovative “Cereal for Dinner” DFAC Program. The initiative will “provide a cost-effective and crunchy solution to the dietary dilemmas faced by […]
It’s like this one, but not this one. ARLINGTON NATIONAL CEMETERY, Va. — Secretaries of the military branches presided over a ceremony this morning to dedicate a statue of interracial gay troops kissing where a confederate statue once stood, sources confirm. A large crowd wearing rainbow attire cheered as Secretary of Defense Lloyd Austin, Army […]
I develop junior officers and mold my Sailors. SAN DIEGO, Ca. — A Navy Chief Petty Officer faces punishment for uncommon and uncharacteristic behavior. Shocking subordinates, peers, and seniors alike, Chief Eduard Valencia-Marasigan was reported for excessive transparency, dignified comportment, and an unusually high standard of mentorship as it concerns naval officers, his peers, and […]
Innovative, paradigm-breaking thinking. THE PENTAGON – As the US military continues to struggle with lagging recruiting efforts, the Army has announced ambitious plans to fill their ranks using a program that “am lower standards more” to attract “more recruit[s].” According to a press release from the Pentagon, the “Join Army, Bro!” campaign is aimed at those […]
Marines gather demanding billeting at Disciplinary Barracks FORT LEAVENWORTH, KS — In an unexpected turn of events, former Marine Sgt. Guddy Hartman, recently sentenced to a ten-year term at the United States Disciplinary Barracks in Fort Leavenworth, expressed his gratitude for the transfer, citing the “luxuriously spacious and mold-free” living conditions as a significant upgrade […]
Trust us, this would be really funny if it were moving US MILITARY ACADEMY, WEST POINT, N.Y. – The United States Military Academy (USMA) at West Point is enjoying a surge in popularity after replacing its entire mission statement with a hilarious TikTok video of its mascot mule dancing. West Point has recently suffered criticism […]