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Declassified footage of Col. Claus taking flak over the Cambodia-Vietnam border. (Wikimedia Commons) WASHINGTON — In news sure to shock millions this holiday season, recently declassified CIA documents have revealed that Santa Claus was shot down and killed in Cambodian airspace in 1971. The trove of over 700 pages documenting the top secret mission has […]
Editor’s Note: Duffel Blog is taking a brief holiday publishing break from publishing new content, though we may share some archive posts over the next few days. We’ll be back to the norm on Jan. 4, 2023. Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays, and Happy New Year! Thank you for your support in 2022! Santa waves to […]
By Cobra Commander FORT RILEY, Kansas — Post leadership has issued an emergency order to recall all Toys for Tots/Amnesty Boxes after a series of high-profile mix-ups. “Little Joey got three grenades from Santa this year,” said one concerned mother. “Don’t get me wrong, he did say it was the best Christmas ever, though I doubt our […]
THE PENTAGON — After organizing the Space Force’s moon-themed 3rd birthday party, an exhausted and disheveled Air Force expressed optimism that the worst of Space Force’s behavior was now in the past. “I’ll admit, raising a new branch has been harder than expected,” said Air Force. “He’ll never eat the budget I give him, and […]
By Off The Beaten Path MOSCOW — The annual football game between Russia’s Army and Navy teams ended in the third quarter after a successful high mobility artillery rocket system (HIMARS) strike. The strategic attack occurred simultaneously with the firing of the white, red, and blue fireworks celebration after the Russian Army team scored with […]
QUANTICO, Va. — Festive crowds gathered at Headquarters Marine Corps on Friday to celebrate 75 years of the service’s beloved Toys for Thots program, an annual event in which Marines gather toys for prostitutes, barracks rats, fuck bois, and TRICARE chasers to celebrate the holiday season. Duffel Blog is a reader-supported publication. To receive new […]
COLORADO SPRINGS, Colo. — Televised on a Tuesday afternoon between a darts championship and an infomercial for glasses that help you drive better at night, the annual football game between the Space Force and Coast Guard academies somewhat lacked the prestige of the recent Army-Navy game, but officials say it did manage to attract “three, or […]
(Photo by Mark Goldman/Icon Sportswire via Getty Images) By Paul J. O’Leary PHILADELPHIA — Quinn Meretzki entered West Point history in the final seconds of the annual Army-Navy football game on Saturday evening. The United States Military Academy junior scored the winning touchdown to take the Army’s Black Knights football team to victory in the […]
KYIV, Ukraine — The United States has dispatched a special task force to Ukraine to help the war-torn nation recover once hostilities finally cease. Among the task force’s top priorities: provide expertise on rebuilding a national power grid, reestablishing vital trade, and delaying or denying for decades the medical care and other benefits earned by […]
WASHINGTON — After years in secret development, America’s newest stealth budget-buster has made its public debut as the Pentagon’s answer to calls for defense cuts after the U.S. military withdrawal from Afghanistan. Duffel Blog is a reader-supported publication. To receive new posts and support our work, consider becoming a free or paid subscriber. The B-21, […]