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WASHINGTON — The Air Force has announced the release of NFT challenge coins this week which will be supported by its cryptocurrency, Blue Falcoin. The move comes weeks after the Air Force revealed a $1.7 million investment in Herbalife. The announcement was made during a Twitch stream by former Enron CFO and current Air Force […]
The following Op-Ed is by a GS-15. After 20+ years of working for the federal government, I’ve been to a few places and seen a few things. But sometimes you need to know where to draw the line and say “enough is enough.” For me, that line is the Microsoft Office 365 suite of tools. […]
WASHINGTON — The U.S. Army has realized that infamous serial killer Jeffrey Dahmer did not attend several mandatory training requirements, including a Sexual Harassment Assault Response & Prevention (SHARP) briefing while he was a combat medic that may have prevented his killing spree. “We believe that if Specialist Dahmer would have attended those briefings, 17 […]
WASHINGTON — In a major shift after decades of strict grooming standards for veterans, the Department of Veterans Affairs announced today that men would no longer be required to grow beards immediately upon separation from the U.S. military. “This is going to be controversial, no question,” said Secretary of Veterans Affairs Denis McDonough. “For good […]
REDMOND, Okla. — Each day at 5 p.m., retired drywaller Gerald Wayne Spavinaw conducts a daily briefing on the Russo-Ukrainian War for his family. Attendance is mandatory, even for Scooter, his tick hound. His wife Ruby Ann is bewildered by the sudden change in her husband, and his two grandsons, Gerald III and Bobby Lee, […]
By Yossarian BETHESDA, Md. — Walter Reed National Military Medical Center officials are praising their insider threat training program as “98% effective” following the indictment of Maj. Jamie Lee Henry for allegedly providing Russia with sensitive military medical information, sources confirmed today. “We take our responsibility to train physicians to become loyal military officers very […]
By Clay Beyersdorfer WASHINGTON — Republican Congressional candidate J.R. Majewski has finally opened up about the night he killed the former leader of Al Qaeda and watched him take his last breath. In an exclusive interview with Duffel Blog, the Air Force veteran and current candidate for an Ohio congressional seat detailed how he became […]
By As For Class THE PENTAGON — DARPA announced Friday that it has built an advanced drone aircraft that psychological operations forces can use to overwhelm enemy forces with Nickelback songs. “We aren’t proud of what we had to do to achieve this technical marvel. But we have done what we had to. May our […]