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Photo by Karsten Winegeart on Unsplash By Addison Blu THE PENTAGON — With so many Thoughts and Prayers being sent to the victims and families of near-weekly mass shootings in the United States, The Troops are now suffering a shortage of their most valuable commodity, sources confirmed today. “When we ran out of Thoughts and […]
By W.E. Linde PENTAGON — As part of an overall effort to better align military capabilities with European allies, the United States today announced that the Pentagon will direct PTSD-affected military personnel, both current and future, to move away from the current U.S.-standard 1000-yard stare and instead adopt the NATO 1000-meter stare for troops that […]
By Your Pissed Off Subordinate My leave was denied for the third training weekend in a row? Understood, sir. Can you please sign this quarterly awards package I submitted to you two quarters ago? Sir. I appreciate you taking the time to counsel me on email etiquette. Sir. I don’t know what I would do […]
By Blondes Over Baghdad THE PENTAGON — Marine Gen. David H. Berger announced that as an incentive to complete the Commandant’s Professional Reading List, each Marine who reads a book off the list will be awarded a Reading Award Certificate redeemable for a free one-topping personal pan pizza. “Reading is foundational,” Berger told reporters. “Did […]
Photo by Yanik Flowers on Unsplash By Paul J. O’Leary MOSCOW — In a nondescript office a few blocks from Red Square, a happy-go-lucky group of combat veterans have set up the headquarters for one of Russia’s fastest-growing vodka brands — Red Rifle Vodka Company — and they are expecting record sales this year. Red […]
By Blondes Over Baghdad WASHINGTON – A United States Marine Core Soldier won the Congressional Metal of Honor and accepted his ribbon in a celebration held in the White House today. Corporal Jonathan Alban was serving in Afghanistan as a medic when his outfit came under enemy gunfire. “I knew it was dangerous, but I […]
By Cat Astronaut As the nation’s service academies prepare to welcome their next class of future officers, defense contractor Raytheon has announced it has secured a 10-year, $500 million contract to provide the U.S. Naval Academy with a bigger, greasier pole. “While the current Grease Pole has served our nation honorably for over a century […]