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CHICAGO, Ill., June 24, 2022 /DBNewswire/ — Today, McDonald’s is proud to unveil its Warfighter Honor Menu, available now through Veterans Day at all participating locations. All veterans, no matter what nationality, may enjoy it. That’s right: we do not discriminate against veterans of the SS, the Vietcong or the Wagner Group! Any veteran of […]
By Paul J. O’Leary FORT BLISS, Texas — Heroes don’t always wear capes. That’s certainly the case for Pfc. Carlos Ramirez, a soldier with the 11th Air Defense Artillery Brigade. During a recent field training exercise, or FTX, Ramirez accomplished an incredible feat: scoring the best MRE in the box without cheating. “I never thought […]
Artistic rendering of up-armored fetus (Raytheon). WASHINGTON — In light of the recent Supreme Court ruling overturning Roe v. Wade, Lockheed Martin and Raytheon have announced immediate plans to develop fetal body armor. “We proudly support a female service member’s right to protect their unwanted fetuses from enemies foreign and domestic,” said Lockheed Martin CEO […]
By Bad Lawyer If you served in any branch of the United States military, you know Staff Sgt. John Higgins. And chances are, Higgins knows you, too. Like most military service members, Higgins knows everyone that serves in every branch, so when civilians ask if he knows their cousin’s friend in the Air Force, a […]
CLARKSVILLE, Tenn. — Following the passage of a new law in Tennessee criminalizing homeless camps on public land, authorities on Wednesday raided and arrested an infantry platoon inhabiting a patrol base in the woods of Fort Campbell, which overlaps the border between Tennessee and Kentucky. “We received numerous reports of a gathering of 40 to […]
By Slab Squatthrust PHILADELPHIA — The U.S. Coast Guard on Monday commissioned the USCGC Ashton Kutcher (WCC 1256) at Penn’s Landing in honor of the actor who played a Coast Guard rescue swimmer in the film The Guardian. Adm. Linda Fagan, the commandant of the U.S. Coast Guard, presided over the ceremony and invited Mr. […]
Photo by Chip Somodevilla/Getty Images By Bad Lawyer In an unprecedented move, the Navy announced today it would relieve itself of command due to a loss of trust and confidence. “After firing over 750 officers and chiefs in the last month, it has become abundantly clear we lack the required sound decision-making skills to maintain […]
By W.E. Linde Colorado Springs, CO — Step aside, Maverick! Buzz Lightyear is hitting movie theaters, and as it sweeps across the land, the U.S. Space Force will be there with him. The latest animated film by Disney and Pixar is expected to be a blockbuster, and there are arguably none more excited about it […]
Photo by Eva Blue on Unsplash By Grumpy A pleasant and informative Command and General Staff College two-day “staff ride” to the Gettysburg National Battlefield came to a sad end Sunday after trip leaders were forced to cancel a planned ice cream treat to wrap up the visit. “The battlefield study was going fine until […]
Photo by Chris Curry on Unsplash By Blondes Over Baghdad FORT BRAGG, N.C. —Spc. Harris P. Niss, a generator mechanic with the 82nd Airborne Division, realized his best artistic work was behind him and dropped his sharpie marker mid-nutsuck while sketching out his 69th dick on a latrine wall at an exercise at range 39 today. […]