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With an effective cropping tool, you can be sure to remove all war crimes. Problem solved. By Bull Winkle FLORIDA PANHANDLE — Hello fellow members of the warrior class! Retired SEAL Chief Eddie Gallagher here, taking a break from re-watching my TV appearances and polishing my SEAL trident spear to offer some advice. Russians from […]
By W.E. Linde MOSCOW — In the latest of a string of high-profile humiliations for the Russian military, a Ukrainian farmer was able to connect every single military vehicle participating in the country’s venerable Victory Day parade to his tractor and drag them back to Ukraine. Petro Bonderenko, 53, a wheat and barley farmer from […]
By As for Class You’ve seen him, and we’ve seen him, too. That new lieutenant is a little too quiet. He’s definitely CID. It all started the day he showed up. The way he wore that uniform. The way he didn’t greet the rest of the soldiers. None of the other lieutenants talk to him, […]
By Task Force Football Bat THE PENTAGON — Viewing a progress report on key Ukrainian military objectives, Army officers up and down the ranks today wondered aloud why the Ukrainian military has not changed any of its statuses from “amber” to “green” — or even from “red” to “amber” — in order to address the […]
By Blondes Over Baghdad JOINT BASE ANACOSTIA BOLLING — A gathering of the nation’s top intelligence analysts has come to the dire assessment that the Coronavirus might become serious, sources confirmed today. “Going out on a limb with some risky predictive analysis, this Coronavirus outbreak we’re seeing could get bad,” said Nathan Loewy, a senior executive […]
By G-Had QUANTICO, Va. — Sgt. Maj. of the Marine Corps Troy Black told a platoon of Marines sleeping in a foxhole that as bad as things are, “at least you’re not in the Navy.” Black made his remarks while delivering a cargo of hot ‘A’-rations to the platoon during their field training exercise near […]